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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:51

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

A View to a Kill

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are some common historical misconceptions?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do you have any problem dating a younger man?

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What smell will you never forget?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?